This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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