Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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