My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
how drunk are you?
Several
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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