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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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