No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
