awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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