Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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