She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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