CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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