You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
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I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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