before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Randomize
