I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
how drunk are you?
Several
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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