Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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