He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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