How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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