is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just invented taco cereal.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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