You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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