Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
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the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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