He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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In other news, I just burned my penis
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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