I smell stomach acid.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
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