it was like his penis was on wheels.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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