No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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