Whod you bang
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Randomize
