walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You are the jesus of drinking
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