this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
either way he was missing a nipple.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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