I must be too annoying 4 u.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
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I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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