Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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