Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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