2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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