well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He better not be in your backpack
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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