Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
pray to the hookup gods
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