you turned your livingroom into a bong?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
