this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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