Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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