Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I love you. Go after that dick
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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