He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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