We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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