So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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