No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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