That's intense
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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