he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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