K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
