I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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