I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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