You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I wear drunk well.
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