i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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