have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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