garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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