Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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