im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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