So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
