We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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