Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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