Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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