Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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